{"id":9596,"date":"2026-05-31T12:42:52","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T12:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/basedcapitalwealth.com\/?post_type=newsletter&#038;p=9596"},"modified":"2026-05-31T15:07:29","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T15:07:29","slug":"greetings-to-the-flys-newsletter","status":"publish","type":"newsletter","link":"https:\/\/basedcapitalwealth.com\/index.php\/newsletter\/greetings-to-the-flys-newsletter\/","title":{"rendered":"Greetings to The Fly&#8217;s Newsletter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back fuckers. It has been a long sojourn for me since I&#8217;ve last blogged, post entering the field of professional money management again. I was entreated to various degrees of chicanery &#8212; starting with the Deepseek crash from last year &#8212; getting trounced for a solid 8% in a single session &#8212; but this time with client assets. Then after recovering losses, I was once again tricked and fooled by the tariff wars, by what has become the most asinine administration since Lincoln (war criminal). Not to belabor the subject matter, since it is quite upsetting to me, I did make back all the losses last year but in fact underperformed markets due to being 100% cash on the 10% ripper day and then I suffered from an acute case of TDS, which caused me to behave like a supreme pussy in the market place. HOWEVER, you will be happy to learn that I have since recovered my testicular fortitude and have been merrily bowling onto the faces of my enemies, some of whom also happen to be my clients. <\/p><p>I have maintained a client blog here on BCW &#8212; but mostly for business reasons &#8212; telling people what I bought and sold and doing a nice jig for them &#8212; since communication is paramount in this business. I am doing this newsletter, however, for expressly different purposes. I intend to talk immense shit here and really vent about things that might be deemed as &#8220;unprofessional&#8221; on the client blog. In other words, this would be more akin to the olde iBC. <\/p><p>I will, on occasion, toss some bones to you dogs &#8212; stock ideas and major themes that you would otherwise not be privy to, mostly because you&#8217;re mostly a cadre of NPC retards who lack both gumption and curiosity. I do find it amusing when some of you email me about you little stock ideas &#8212; especially when they go up for you, when in fact you had no fucking idea as to why they went up. This is what we call &#8220;dumb fuck luck&#8221; in the business. I&#8217;d like to see you repeat it for the next 20 years or so.<\/p><p>At any rate, I am in Japan now with my family and one of their friends. I am wrapping up a 2 week trip on the 3rd of June and then flying back to Raleigh. I have enjoyed my stay here and might do a full review in next week&#8217;s blog. It cost me like a trillion yen; but that&#8217;s clown money and doesn&#8217;t really count. I also turned 50 on the 25th of May and was entreated to some Japanese Italian food, accompanied by some disgusting eel jelly and slimy jellyfish sushi. Now that I am at maximum age, I have very little fucks to give and will say what&#8217;s on my mind, even more so than ever before. I will not, however, lose proper decorum and will always behave in a manner befitting of a gentleman in my station, unlike many of you perverts, sockdologees, and catamites, who only live for enjoyment and hedonistic pleasures. I do not seek to have fun or enjoyment; but have been known to partake in it should it find me.<\/p><p>I really enjoyed doing this blog. Feel free to tell your retarded friends about it and have them sign up. The comments section is closed here because I have no interest in reading what you have to say. Perhaps, down the road, I will open said comments to glance at your low IQ drivel. Until then, you will continue to be subjugated to readership status and I the man wielding the pen. <\/p><p>PS: we are in a bull market, jog the fuck on.<\/p><p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back fuckers. It has been a long sojourn for me since I&#8217;ve last blogged, post entering the field of professional money management again. 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